Cia Jokes

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.