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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Li Yung
Shot in the head in Dallas.
Snowed-in
Whole Foods
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Looks like we got a tail.
A Pte-redact-yl
Because he was Snowden
It didn't have any pickups
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
Veteran Aryans
Oh it doesn't really matter.
Because they're always looking for drains.
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
To get to the *other side*
A very upset child.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
She kept wetting the bed.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because they make up everything!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
