What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!