What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double