What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked buddha.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity