What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself