What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!