What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror