What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue