Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue