Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror