Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror