Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.