Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.