Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Previous Random Joke Next
French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.