What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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Bang! (!)

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle