French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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A receding hare line.

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Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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I feel positively charged!

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Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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A Connosaur

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Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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They both have dead walkers.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.