What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again