What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile