Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
DOUCHE!!!
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
Because it was A Minor.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.