Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.