Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.