Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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In A minor.

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Me too*

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.