What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.