What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.