What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.