What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.