What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.