What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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A bad birch.

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He wanted stable employment

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Because she got plowed by another man.

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Running Stupid

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Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Go to your room.."

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu