What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.