How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*