How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.