How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket