How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.