They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
One.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Light bulb.
He used cowculus!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
A: Because they can understand them.