They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
