They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Two.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Cause they're stupid.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
