What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD