What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!