How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.