Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
None of your business!
Because they're always Burning calories!
They were just Stalin for time.
They pay their debts on time.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
She's never finished screwing people.
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Failure to pull out in time
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
An astronaut, you douchebag.