What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?