What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.