What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.