Douchebag Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.