How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*