How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*