How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.