How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*