How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*