Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

White Actor Jokes More White Actor Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice