Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"