Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

White Actor Jokes More White Actor Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!