Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.