What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi