What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

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I'm a fungi!

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offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*