What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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The mycollege.

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He was sick of all its shiitake.

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There is no dirt in the hole!

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi