What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*