What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.