What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

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Scream of mushroom !

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Where is your unicorn?

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.