What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.