How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.