How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.