How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!