What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.