What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.