What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.