What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!