What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.