Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"