Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !