Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!