Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.