Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.