What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.