What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Me! That hurts!"

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.