How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.