It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Eight.
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Dr. Dre
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
