How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.