How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Doyouthinkhesaurus

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One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Chutney.

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Dr. Dre, of course.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!