Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

Crossword Puzzle Jokes More Crossword Puzzle Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.