What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana