What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.