What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.