What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.