What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.