What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.