What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs