Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.