Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)