Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.