Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!