Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.