Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross