What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there