What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.