Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW