What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.