What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.