What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.