What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY