What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!