Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.