Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p