Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p