Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Bangkok Jokes More Bangkok Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.