What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."