What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this