What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !