What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.