What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!