What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.