What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!