What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!