What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.