What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.