What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount