What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.