What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!