What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.