What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.