Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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Can't Touch This"

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.