Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.