Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.