Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker