What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.