What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).