How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.