How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper