How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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They don't have Windows installed. )

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.