Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
The doors were open.
It was leave your keys at the door.
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
Art.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Mosqui-toes
Because they lactose.
Squash.
They both crustaceans