How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans