How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju