What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.