What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.