What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.