What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.