Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A bench can support a family

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.