Strippers don't rig their polls.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
It takes longer to milk the bull.
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Nobody in the government does their job.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Rigged, for her pleasure."
Polled pork.
Because they like Poles.
They always pay in shingles.