Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.