Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.