What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.