What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.