What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.