What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.