What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth