What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!