What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!