Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.